Thursday, June 4, 2009

It's Friday night, at the middle school mixer. I've got my eye on you.

Well... I drank a few beers last night, and ate some late night Chinese food. Needless to say... I'm not feeling so well this morning. I've got demons riding go-karts racing inside my head... I think the direct quote from the almighty Rev. N0rb is "Screamin' Demon Martians Riding Go-Karts In My Head"... whatever. I feel like poop coated in dirt and sweat. Gross. It's really humid in the basement today, perhaps it's time to open up a door... or make a window I can open. I hate not seeing outside. It might be raining fire for all I know right now...

I forgot about this entry for a few days, so everything is going to seem all out of sorts. Whatever... I'll get caught up and make sense of this.. eventually.. probably not. So yeah, Chinese food before bed is a terrible idea. Don't do it... unless you haven't eaten in a while and you're hungry... in which case, you should aim for the stars and have someone feed you Chinese food while you're asleep. Be careful though, i don't want anyone to choke.

People are so stupid, so unappreciative, and so ridiculous. I can't put my finger on what makes horrible people do horrible things, but I'm sure it's something I'm glad I don't understand.

I have nothing to talk about right now. I have to call a bunch of customers and put on my "happy to talk with you" voice... there's a fake smile that goes along with that as well, and I don't know why because I rarely if ever see the people I'm talking to.

Also. I hate it when people say "down the shore". As in... Judy is down the shore. That's just goddamn stupid. I have ZERO patience or time for that kind of stupid. "Judy is at the shore". It's so much more practical. Bunch of idiots. Well... this has been uplifting and positive.

I want to eat tacos. Right now. A beer would be nice too. Right now.

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